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CITIZINE REVIEWS
Thom White Reviews
CDs
by Ladykillers, The
Frankenburies, Empire,
Righteous Jams, The
Low Budgets, D.E.K.,
The New York Rel-X,
This Microwave World,
Left Alone,
and Duane Peters
Gunfight.
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Ladykillers
Welcome to Rock 'n' Roll Kid
(No. 3, 2004)
If any rockers deserve to get laid tonight, let
it be the Ladykillers. There are three guys in this band,
and they are set upon swilling Jäger, meeting chicks, and creating
"traditionalist rock 'n' roll." There's "Right On"
Shawn is on drums, Geoff Davis on guitar and vocals, and frontman
/ bassman Adam Levine. Levine is all burns-and pomped out, and wears
Army regulation corrective lenses, but only to see more clearly
the beautiful ladies swooning to the Ladykillers' sound. Half the
songs have obvious purpose, to convince a girl to fall in love and
get funky tonight. Other songs deal with the regrets of rock 'n'
roll one-night stands, and drinking shots with the boys. The lyrics
are catchy and kind of funny, but the music is all 1-4-5 power chords
with a little flourish.
The Low Budgets
Aim Low, Get High
(Schuylkill / Akhenation, 2005)
This record may in fact be the result of some serious
thinking and musical organization. About half of the songs on Aim
Low, Get High are unbeatable slabs of rock rhythm and noise.
The Low Budgets have many ready hooks to reel in the audience:
FNI is wonderful; the chorus to Lawsuit
is exciting and unexpected; Burn Your Money and New
& Improved talk finances and T.V. addiction; and near
the end, the Low Budgets theme song slows things to a steady,
conscious trudge as singer Chris Peelout sums up what it takes to
live a Low Budget Life.
The album also starts off with one of the worst
rock songs ever written, Oh Yeah. Will you get the joke?
This song is not even the beginning -- there is the Intro,
a frightening vision of a future: minds controlled by techno music,
waiting for their saviors of rock.
There are four or five instrumental songs on here,
and to me, these sound like punk songs where the singer didnt
bother to think up some vocals. The singing is great on the other
songs, so think of how awesome these singer-less tunes toward the
end of the record would be, with the addition of some vocal Peelout!
New York Rel-X
Sold Out of Love
(TKO, 2005)
What are the advantages of predictable music? Well,
the listener can enter a world that is familiar and comforting,
and continue experiencing the pleasurable sonic sensations of previously
successful groups who invented a style, a genre, when a type of
music was unexpected, undefined, and unpredictable. The prime disadvantage
of predictability is that Ive heard it all before. The New
York Rel-Xs moniker calls attention to this bands
enduring affection for the newest dinosaur rock, punk music (next
in line: electronica).
New York Rel-X start the album with three strong
songs with hooks, and a killer guitar riff on the chorus
of The One She Adores. On the cover appears the comic
art of Dave Glass: a scantily-clad, devilocked victim stripper girl
shedding tears of blood. But to promote truth in advertising, let
it be known that none of the members of New York Rel-X actually
look like this femme fantastique. This hot chicks covered
in blood theme seems to be the latest thing for
rock album covers (check out the Civet record on Disaster).
Empire
Expensive Sound
(PPP, 2003)
Billy Idol was lead singer of Generation X in 1978,
and after leaving the band, he went on to become a TV star. Derwood
and Laff, guitarist and drummer for Generation X, went on to form
Empire, but were destined to labor in Billys shadow.
Empire put out a proper LP in 1981 but remained obscure in the States
because of a series of line-up changes, and a limited number of
live appearances before drummer Mark Laff left the band.
The LP was re-released in the U.S. in 1985-86, and
the bands flanging guitar became a big influence on the 1980s
Washington D.C. emocore sound of Embrace and Dag Nasty,
sensitive punks who played in a band just to show they cared. Though
Derwood and friends do not recall making any money off of this previous
re-issue of their music, it did help build the Empire legend that
exists to this day.
Righteous Jams
The Rage of Discipline
(Kung Fu / Broken Sounds, 2005)
Ive got to be quick or the CD will be over
before I finish this sentence. The Rage of Discipline can
only last thirteen minutes before its energy is spent and the message
is clear: Both your faces have green eyes. This is hardcore
punk, the kind that is mostly slow ones with the drummer beating
his floor toms to build up, then playing the same medium beat with
crashing cymbals on the heavier parts.
I always resented a lot of the East Coast hardcore
that took away the hyperfast marching beat and replaced it with
a crushing, slow, (boring) heaviness that defeated the purpose of
hardcore punk, which (according to me) was only supposed to employ
the slow part sparingly, and only as a passage leading
back into the core of the sound: non-stop fastness from roaring
guitars and drums. In this band, the lyricist is intelligible (I
really like some of his chosen words) and the band roars with the
best. There are actually a few fast-tempo ones, and a main superfast
one, the final Righteous Jams theme song.
D.E.K.
Wattatata
(Finger, 2005)
Imagine yourself enjoying a fine evening of punk
rockery at the Troubadour of West Hollywood. A young new band from
Washington State, D.E.K., begins to play. This band has two
main things going for them: cool tunes and cool threads. Bass player
/ singer Nick Myette attires himself in only the finest David Lee
Roth-style pink polyester leopard skin pants, while guitarist Mark
Vraney appears to be a kaleidoscope of colors and wears one of those
crazy mushroom-shaped hats from that Tom Petty video.
Press literature states that members of this band
are as young as 12, but that is either a lie or outdated information.
With the exception of lead guitarist rock star Bret Chernoff, the
rest of the band have graduated from high school, and D.E.K.s
manager, Mike Vraney, is now carrying out a full marketing initiative
and charm offensive to make these boys into rock stars. Vraney is
guitarist Marks father, and has punk rock industry experience
as a former manager for the Dead Kennedys and T.S.O.L. during the
1980s.
The promising songwriting of D.E.K. is a main advantage.
Their punk style employs less generic 1-4-5 crap, and more early
80s American hardcore style, with minor-sounding aharmonic
chord changes, and on-point, hi-speed (not pop-speed) drumming by
Thani Suchoknand. Rock madness from Mr. Bret and Nicks sloppy
antics sometimes threaten to throw the band off course, but Thanis
drumming is steady and keeps everyone in time.
The Frankenburies
Devils Punchbowl
(Northeast, 2005)
The Frankenburies have been around since
1998 and features a high-speed horror movie punk sound. They have
toured Japan and this CD includes some live tracks from over there
on the other side of the Pacific pond. With song titles like Halloween,
Teenage Monster, and Mama Turned into a Zombie,
theres definitely a Misfits thematic influence. The music
itself doesnt remind me of Danzig & Co., and relies on
the singers sore throat inducing rawness and a little psychobilly
guitar. Its unclear how much the Frankenburies are going to
play live to support this record, but look for their live act soon.
Left Alone
Lonely Starts & Broken Hearts
(Hellcat / Epitaph, 2005)
Singer / guitarist Elvis Cortez makes punk rock
happen. He owns Smelvis Records, which puts out split CDs and full-lengths
by punk bands who live near Smelvis headquarters in Wilmington.
Elvis designs the artwork for these CDs, and makes the merch (T-shirts,
stickers, etc.) for all the bands. And when I say, he makes
punk rock happen, I mean that without Elvis, punks would starve.
On more than one Warped Tour, Elvis has been in charge of cooking
up the daily grub (burgers and veggie burgers, wieners and veggie
wieners) for the bands and the entire Warped crew.
Lonely Starts & Broken Hearts starts
out fast, but there are some mid-tempo ones and ska beats thrown
in. A lot of the songs on here deal with girl problems, ex-girlfriends
mainly. Theres the title track, then Broke My Heart,
which could be a KROQ summertime classic (I swear), and then theres
Heart of Mine too. Anyway, its true, Elvis has
a heart, and now that hes teamed up with Tim Armstrong (owner
of Hellcat Records) to release this album nationwide, things are
looking up for Left Alone.
Duane Peters Gunfight
S/T
(Disaster, 2005)
The album has a cowboy theme in the liner notes,
but the music is all street punk I think. The opening
guitar sequence in War with You is almost worth the
price of admission to the Duane Peters Gunfight, before Duane
erupts with Turn on the end of the world, open the door, its
the end of the world; bodies on the plasma screen, close your eyes
and look! Duane gets political on some songs, focusing on
smoker persecution on Smoke em, the emerging prison
planet (Im talking about Earth) on My DNA, and
the awesome first track dealing with the American TV addict glued
to his seductive screen, and blinded to the destruction of war waged
in his name far away from his isolated air-conditioned compartment.
This Microwave World
Red States
(Tight Spot, 2005)
After self-releasing three EPs and making their
way up the ranks of the Red River rock scene, this is the first
full-length with label backing for Austins This Microwave
World. TMWs vocalist / guitarist Sean ONeals
complete musical resumé remains a bit murky but its
clear hes been involved in rock music creation for many years.
As an English major at the U of T down in Austin, ONeal learned
to put words together well, but I hesitate to call what hes
doing singing -- it is much more about one mans
vocal power than about melody.
There are ten songs on the record, and I mainly
listen to this CD straight through, but my favorite two are Shes
Insecure and Cardinal Sin. There are also re-recorded
versions of Death of a Taxpayer and The Hours
from their 2003 EP Total Information Awareness. The walking
rhythm of Brandon Loes bass guides the music and combines
with sharp shards of electrified minor chord madness from ONeals
guitar. Synthisist Erin Mikulenka and organist Evan Lawrence make
the sound full, while human being Kevin Bybee really livens up the
band on drums.
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