Yattering
Genocide
(Candlelight, 2003)

By Mark Prindle
www.markprindle.com

Q: How many Polacks does it take to record a death metal album?

A: FOUR! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yattering are a 'heavy as a barbell at a gym' extreme metal band from Poland, featuring Thrufel, Hudy, Svierszcz and Zabek, which brings up the obvious question, "Why didn't they just name themselves the catchy, memorable 'Thrufel, Hudy, Svierszcz and Zabek' instead of the outlandishly confusing, difficult to pronounce 'Yaternafity ... SEE??? I CAN'T EVEN WRITE IT!!!! HOW DO THEY EXPECT PEOPLE TO PRONOUNCE IT??? ESPECIALLY TODAY'S KIDS WHO THINK THAT "PI" TO TEN THOUSAND DIGITS IS ... 3.141592653589793238462643383279502
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SORRY ASSHOLES, THAT LAST DIGIT SHOULD BE AN 8, YOU STUPID ASSHOLES!!!!

Were we talking about something? Ah yes! Yattering. They play very heavy, complex, intense, great, loud, extreme metal with those typical growling death metal vocals that Neil Diamond pioneered on his 1977 I'm Glad You're Here With Me Tonight LP.

This band does some strange, oddball stuff within the tracks though - you may not notice it at first, but listen close and you'll hear some truly bizarre noise blasts and swooping eeriness hidden in the middle of the blastbeat attacks of murder satan evil. And I have the craziest feeling that the lyrics are violent, what with song titles like "Panic In A Sea Of Blood," "Rapist's Victim," "Sentence (To Die)," "Murderer (You Are)" and "Hey! How's It Going? I Love You!"

That's what I named the bonus track. I feel it has a ring and could be the masterstroke that gives them the MTV Buzz Bin success they've been hoping for since founding the band seven long, miserable years ago.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN? MTV'S BUZZ BIN WENT OFF THE AIR YEARS AGO??? OH GOD!!! MAY THE LORD HAVE MERCY ON US ALL!!!! except Mexicans

And proving that the Polish are smarter than we give them credit for, the little book numbers the tracks 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 8, 9, 11 and 12. Way to defeat centuries of stereotypes, fellows!

FURTHER READING

Yattering bio

French guy calls Yattering, 'l'un des tous meilleurs groupes de Death-metal en live ; au moins aussi fort que Cannibal Corpse ! Oui, monsieur !'

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