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WESTSIDE by Roggie McFadden PLAYA DEL REY, Calif. -- February 13, 2003 -- Irate environmentalist Bobby Friedman scaled Playa del Rey landmark "Gil's Hill" Thursday in the nude and declared himself "King of the Jungle" in an obscene protest addressed to Los Angeles Mayor Jim Hahn. At about 1:30 pm, Friedman was spotted beginning his slow and torturous trek up Gil's Hill. Witnesses noted that he was quite naked and wore no shoes. Friends in attendance admit Friedman was playing hooky from work and had nourished himself with several tall shots of Jack Daniels whiskey prior to stripping down to the barest essentials and setting out on his mission. After a rocky and perilous journey to the top of the hill, Bobby Friedman turned and exclaimed, "I am King of the Jungle!" while waving his fists in triumph. Friedman then looked down over the assembled on-lookers and began his vulgar proclamation : "Mayor
Hahn, you may ask why I do this. Mayor Hahn, you are treating Playa
[del Rey] like the asshole of Los Angeles." "Your sewer lines are making Playa [del Rey] into a great ass, Mayor Hahn!" Bobby Friedman cried, before waving his fists some more and proclaiming again that, "I am King of the Jungle." Mayor Hahn's office has not yet released an official response to Friedman's riotous act. ---- Reader Comments No Comments. |
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