Porn Star Complains of 'Particular Soreness'

by Rudy Tomlinsky

VAN NUYS -- November 13, 2002 -- Jenna Jameson's fluffboy, Ricky Hernandez, 22, last night told Hollywood insiders that the star's vagina was 'especially irritated' after her most recent scene in which the Queen of Porn herself had to call "Cut!" before passing out from exhaustion.

Closed-set onlookers said Jenna looked 'visibly wasted' and 'more annoyed than usual' this strange, rainy afternoon in Los Angeles. She said she was just so tired of the mundane day of sucking endless cocks, and getting banged in her pussy non-stop.

She was quoted as saying, "I've had enough cock today to last me for quite some time," and hinted of "hanging 'em up soon."

"I've seen a lotta dick in my professional career as the reigning porn champ, and I think it might be time to settle down with just a few cocks." She then shrugged her shoulders with a bewildered look about her, and bow-leggedly walked back to her trailer.

Ricky added that, "Jenna is very lucky to be where she is, because this is the only career that I know of where three guys can shoot a load in your face and you can still be considered a star."

From Wilshire Gazette (December 2002)

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