Ten Questions for
President George W. Bush

by A. Bravo

Pop quiz, Mr. President:

10. I've heard that both of your daughters are incredibly easy and heavy drinkers as well -- can I have their phone numbers?

9. What happened with your promise to deliver Osama bin Laden, dead or alive?

8. If you end up just being a one-termer like your daddy, what will happen to your beloved War on Terrorism?

7. Is it true that you, Rummy, and Ashcroft all share the same stylist?

6. If ignorance is bliss, is that why you're always smirking during your speeches?

5. How could you have traded Sammy Sosa away to the White Sox when you were in charge of the Texas Rangers?

4. Are you aware that even though you're the Presidentiary, you are not allowed to make up new words? That's just fuzzy grammar, bro.

3. How scared were you when you ordered the pilot of Air Force One to fly straight to Nebraska on September 11, 2001?

2. Without anyone's help, could you point out Iraq on a world map?

And the # 1 question I want to ask Bushie ...

1. Had any pretzels lately, dumbass?

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