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ANALYSIS
An
Extraordinary Message from Deacon of the Bi-Partisan Party
Hello there, America. This Dr. McFadden, psychological
analyst at your service. Allow me to tell you what the problem is.
America, your problem is FEAR; specifically, fear
of terrorists. More generally, you fear other humans; more specifically,
you fear humans who are evildoers. And, America, when you say 'evildoers,'
you don't mean humans that are sinners, or people who do wrong.
'Evildoer' to you, this means 'those who Do Evil.'
I return to your problem, America: FEAR. This rampant
Fear of general 'evildoing' (Terrorism), and 'evildoers' (terroristas)
is, you see (or you saw, I mean), based specifically upon the well-founded
fear of 20 men taking control, by force (hijacking), Tuesday morning
flights, and commandeering the huge jets into large buildings in
New York.
Your problem, this FEAR, America, also stems from
another specific fear: that those large buildings in New York might
again come crashing to the ground in their memorable metaphorical
collapse; and that these falling structures might appear to you
again in nightmare daydream repetition
the crashing jet planes
(killing many people); the tumbling buildings (killing many, many
more). Over and over again on your home telescreen, the sequence
of - first crash, then burn - dominating you for those many days,
till one day, it stopped.
The Event(s) had passed, this sudden end of American
summer. But that is precisely the moment when your problem (FEAR)
became such a great national bother. After thunderous, awe-inspiring,
dreadful HORROR, came the silent and stealthy villain, FEAR, the
root of your present worried disposition.
With a patriotic dread that's infectious on others,
you support our President Bush II in his quest to root out evildoers
the world over; to track and trace 'secret funding of evildoing
networks' that we find internationally; and with Robotic American
Soldiers ('Patriot Drones'), to destroy 'evildoer training camps'
in Muslim countries.
All Anti-evildoing forces of the world (USA, UN,
EU) are assembled now against al-Qaida (the primary known evildoing
network). It is fact that Evildoing cannot prevail when contested
by such an eminent force as Anti-evil.
SO: FEAR - Live it, learn it. Get control. You are
free to go, America.
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